uninvited guests
It's always an interesting situation when you have a guest in the house. Especially when they've invited themselves, and even more especially when they've been a friend to the household for 15 years.
When you add to the mix that they:
1) leave dirty gym shorts on your sofa
2) leave condensation rings on your wooden coffee table
3) strew all of their person effects all over the house
4) strategically place a Magnum condom on the dryer
5) use your computer without your permission
6) wake you up with AOL Instant messanger sounds played full blast on their computer at 6am.
7) never apologize for their loud and obnoxious cell phone ring tones
8) don't tell you exactly when they plan on leaving
Things get fairly interesting.
When do you say something and risk pissing someone off, and when do you just let it be and clean up the mess once it's all over?
When you add to the mix that they:
1) leave dirty gym shorts on your sofa
2) leave condensation rings on your wooden coffee table
3) strew all of their person effects all over the house
4) strategically place a Magnum condom on the dryer
5) use your computer without your permission
6) wake you up with AOL Instant messanger sounds played full blast on their computer at 6am.
7) never apologize for their loud and obnoxious cell phone ring tones
8) don't tell you exactly when they plan on leaving
Things get fairly interesting.
When do you say something and risk pissing someone off, and when do you just let it be and clean up the mess once it's all over?
posted by mandelwink at 12:51 PM
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